here's a coffee scented, oil based, traditional pomade with medium hold, low shine.
it's inspired by one of my Edwins favorite bands.
Hand Poured in Texas by Edwin Carson
When everything sux today don't fret, just put on some great music, grab your coffee mug, grab your tin of Pomps Not Dead Pompage Everything Slicks and let's go clear away the haze, chug-a-lug-o! ...Everything about this stuff is just cool, from the tin design and to its nod to a great band (Decendents - Everthing Sux). To the delicious caramel/butterscotch infused coffee scent that's so good that you will have to fight of the urge to eat it! Plus the scoopability of this oil based pomade is truly effortless, smooth and creamy and gives you a fantastic slick with a shine that reflects your awesome personality! It feels great in hand and hair and combs through like the 2 of you are long lost soulmates and just meant to be together. You may also find yourself asking questions, what will it be like when I get old? Will I still hop on my bike, and ride around town? Will I still want to be someone, and not just sit around? Take another whiff of the tin and the answer quickly is a resounding hell yeah! (If you haven't noticed by now the Decscendents are still playing in the background!)
So to Pomps Not Dead - I will say your name, we all should know who you are, I'll never be the same again now, no way,
I just want to say thank you for playing the way you play and with Pomps Not Dead Pompage Everything Slicks I know that I can win this race!